Why, you ask me? Because a friend of mine linked me this. Yes, that's right. It is 'cock flavoured seasoning' with a product review written by George Takei. In his words, other cock flavoured products still didn't quite "rise to the occasion," but the availability of this product meant that Takei's "search for great cock was finally over!" Other reviewers also shoot a load of reasons as to why this product is amazing. You should read them, really.
I am okay with my life, with this world. Everything is fine and nothing hurts if only I can live in a world in which we can buy "Cock Flavoured Seasoning" online, on amazon. All I need in my life now are glittery all-stars, but sadly, they're out of stock.
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