The French King: *is dead*
The French: Eugh, revolution's a bitch
Napoleon: HI THAR!
The French: WOOO NAPOLEON!
Meanwhile in Europe:
Europe: AUGH AUGH NAPOLEON
England: We're an Island!
Napoleon: Damn you England! CONTINENTAL SYSTEM! PAYBACK TIME!
Russia: PWNED NAPOLEON! PWNED!
The French: Okay another king? Really?
Europe: Ok bye Napoleon! So what do we do next?
The French: It's July bitches! Let's have a revolution again!
Europe: Eugh not again.... WTH French, can't you just mow your lawn in july, like normal people?
1848: HAVE SOME MORE REVOLUTION
Europe: WTH, Revolutions are for the French only... WHY US?!
European people: We want to vote! And also more rights! GIVE US OUR RIGHTS
Europe: Have some reforms... or wait... NO! I KNOW!
Europe: Let's restore things the way they were.
European people: mm... kay.
The French: Wow, all these revolutions suck.
Napoleon 3: HI GUSY! YOU CALLED?
The French: Hmm, Napoleon 3! LETS DO THIS
Italy & Germany: All you guys are unified nations and we're not and it's not fair!
Italy: AUSTRIA I AM GOING TO ATTACK YOU AND NAPOLEON HAS GOT MY BACK
Italy: Ok that failed (wth Napoleon?!) ... LETS BE UNITED ANYWAY
Germany: I WILL ATTACK DENMARK THEN AUSTRIA THEN THE FRENCH!
Denmark, austria: We are defeated :(
The French: We are defeated... Wth Napoleon? REVOLUTION!
The French: We are now a republic, for the third time! Kings suck. Napoleons do too.
Germany: WE CAME SAW AND CONQUERED YOU ALL. PWNED BITCHES! ALSO WE ARE NOW UNIFIED
Europe: LETS CONQUER SOME LANDS IN AFRICA AND ASIA! YEAHHHHHHHH
Russia, Germany, Austria: We're just chillin' together
Germany: I don't want to be chillin' with you Russia! You're not cool enough
Italy, Germany, Austria: We're just chillin' y'all.
Russia: 'sup France? Want to chill?
France: 'k
England: Can I chill with you France? I guess Russia can come too.
Austria: We are falling apart! To solve our internal struggles, let's get some more land!
Bosnia: *is now Austria*
Servia: WTF AUSTRIA?
Russia: They are too powerfull I cannot help!
Franz Ferdinand: *is dead*
Austria: WTF SERVIA THAT WAS LOW
Servia: TAKE THAT BITCHES
Austria: WE ARE NOW AT WAR
Russia: DON'T BULLY SERVIA. WE ARE NOW AT WAR TOO
Germany: WAR? WHERE? OH< RUSSIA, AUSTRIA AND SERVIA?
Germany: WE ARE GOING TO ATTACK THE FRENCH TRHOUGH BELGIUM!
England: THAT IS SO NOT COOL GERMANY. WE ARE NOW AT WAR TOO
And the first world war commences.*
*So yeah, not entirely how it happened....
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